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OutsideTheFox
Am I the only one who thinks the Vlasic pickle stork is a pedophile??? I'm just sayin...he sure likes teasing those kids with pickles... Submitted 2 days, 9 hours ago 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (2) | #thumbsdown (0) | retweet | More from @OutsideTheFox |
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coelhok123
I'm a 40 year old pedophile Submitted 6 days, 1 hour ago 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (0) | #thumbsdown (4) | retweet | More from @coelhok123 |
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lbgirl23tac
I'm sick of listening to this girl talk about watching retro porn w her boyfriend every night Submitted 6 days, 1 hour ago 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (1) | #thumbsdown (1) | retweet | More from @lbgirl23tac |
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silentangst
I don't believe it. This is the third time this week that the dust in my room has formed a tumbleweed to mock my lack of action. Submitted 6 days, 1 hour ago 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (2) | #thumbsdown (1) | retweet | More from @silentangst |
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PartyPooped
OMG I STAINED MY DESK CHAIR WITH PERIOD BLOOD. THIS IS THE SICKEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. WORLD, I APOLOGIZE FOR EXISTING Submitted 6 days, 1 hour ago 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (1) | #thumbsdown (1) | retweet | More from @PartyPooped |
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glsjawtomatica
Almost hit a pedestrian while sending that last tweet. #twitterpower Submitted 6 days, 9 hours ago 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (4) | #thumbsdown (1) | retweet | More from @glsjawtomatica |
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MiltonFive
My puppet performance went pretty well - my nephew laughed so hard milk came out his nose - and he wasn't even drinking milk... Submitted 6 days, 13 hours ago 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (0) | #thumbsdown (2) | retweet | More from @MiltonFive |
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pattersonc73
When i get old, saggy balls I'm going to get a scrotum tuck. Why this isn't standard is beyond me. It's functional, not cosmetic. Submitted 1 week, 1 day ago 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (2) | #thumbsdown (0) | retweet | More from @pattersonc73 |
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iamRomo
I will have nightmares tonight. Never thought I would ever see that much teenage period blood on a mattress. Submitted 1 week, 1 day ago 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (1) | #thumbsdown (1) | retweet | More from @iamRomo |
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officialgeek
I tried to have cyber-sex on twitter but didn't last long enough to fill 140 characters. Submitted 1 week, 1 day ago 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (1) | #thumbsdown (0) | retweet | More from @officialgeek |
