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brentdlarson Twitter Avatar brentdlarson Just got an email from my innocent mom. It read "what's a camel toe?" I responded: "It's the terminal end of a camel hoof." Crisis averted

Submitted 1 week, 1 day ago

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LouVentures Twitter Avatar LouVentures Sneaky poo while I was on the phone this evening; I had to defer flushing till the conversation was over...then I forgot for a while, whoops

Submitted 2 weeks, 2 days ago

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Kristinson Twitter Avatar Kristinson I cant believe luke skywalker never had the guts to tell Darth Vader that he looks like a giant black dildo. that would have stumped him

Submitted 1 month ago

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OutsideTheFox Twitter Avatar OutsideTheFox Am I the only one who thinks the Vlasic pickle stork is a pedophile??? I'm just sayin...he sure likes teasing those kids with pickles...

Submitted on Feb 6, 2010

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coelhok123 Twitter Avatar coelhok123 I'm a 40 year old pedophile

Submitted on Feb 3, 2010

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lbgirl23tac Twitter Avatar lbgirl23tac I'm sick of listening to this girl talk about watching retro porn w her boyfriend every night

Submitted on Feb 2, 2010

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silentangst Twitter Avatar silentangst I don't believe it. This is the third time this week that the dust in my room has formed a tumbleweed to mock my lack of action.

Submitted on Feb 2, 2010

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PartyPooped Twitter Avatar PartyPooped OMG I STAINED MY DESK CHAIR WITH PERIOD BLOOD. THIS IS THE SICKEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. WORLD, I APOLOGIZE FOR EXISTING

Submitted on Feb 2, 2010

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glsjawtomatica Twitter Avatar glsjawtomatica Almost hit a pedestrian while sending that last tweet. #twitterpower

Submitted on Feb 2, 2010

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MiltonFive Twitter Avatar MiltonFive My puppet performance went pretty well - my nephew laughed so hard milk came out his nose - and he wasn't even drinking milk...

Submitted on Feb 2, 2010

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