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OutsideTheFox Twitter Avatar OutsideTheFox Am I the only one who thinks the Vlasic pickle stork is a pedophile??? I'm just sayin...he sure likes teasing those kids with pickles...

Submitted 2 days, 9 hours ago

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coelhok123 Twitter Avatar coelhok123 I'm a 40 year old pedophile

Submitted 6 days, 1 hour ago

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lbgirl23tac Twitter Avatar lbgirl23tac I'm sick of listening to this girl talk about watching retro porn w her boyfriend every night

Submitted 6 days, 1 hour ago

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silentangst Twitter Avatar silentangst I don't believe it. This is the third time this week that the dust in my room has formed a tumbleweed to mock my lack of action.

Submitted 6 days, 1 hour ago

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PartyPooped Twitter Avatar PartyPooped OMG I STAINED MY DESK CHAIR WITH PERIOD BLOOD. THIS IS THE SICKEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. WORLD, I APOLOGIZE FOR EXISTING

Submitted 6 days, 1 hour ago

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glsjawtomatica Twitter Avatar glsjawtomatica Almost hit a pedestrian while sending that last tweet. #twitterpower

Submitted 6 days, 9 hours ago

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MiltonFive Twitter Avatar MiltonFive My puppet performance went pretty well - my nephew laughed so hard milk came out his nose - and he wasn't even drinking milk...

Submitted 6 days, 13 hours ago

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pattersonc73 Twitter Avatar pattersonc73 When i get old, saggy balls I'm going to get a scrotum tuck. Why this isn't standard is beyond me. It's functional, not cosmetic.

Submitted 1 week, 1 day ago

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iamRomo Twitter Avatar iamRomo I will have nightmares tonight. Never thought I would ever see that much teenage period blood on a mattress.

Submitted 1 week, 1 day ago

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officialgeek Twitter Avatar officialgeek I tried to have cyber-sex on twitter but didn't last long enough to fill 140 characters.

Submitted 1 week, 1 day ago

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