These Tweets got #twaxed
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brentdlarson
Just got an email from my innocent mom. It read "what's a camel toe?" I responded: "It's the terminal end of a camel hoof." Crisis averted Submitted 1 week, 1 day ago 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (11) | #thumbsdown (0) | retweet | More from @brentdlarson |
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LouVentures
Sneaky poo while I was on the phone this evening; I had to defer flushing till the conversation was over...then I forgot for a while, whoops Submitted 2 weeks, 2 days ago 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (1) | #thumbsdown (2) | retweet | More from @LouVentures |
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Kristinson
I cant believe luke skywalker never had the guts to tell Darth Vader that he looks like a giant black dildo. that would have stumped him Submitted 1 month ago 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (3) | #thumbsdown (4) | retweet | More from @Kristinson |
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OutsideTheFox
Am I the only one who thinks the Vlasic pickle stork is a pedophile??? I'm just sayin...he sure likes teasing those kids with pickles... Submitted on Feb 6, 2010 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (6) | #thumbsdown (2) | retweet | More from @OutsideTheFox |
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coelhok123
I'm a 40 year old pedophile Submitted on Feb 3, 2010 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (0) | #thumbsdown (14) | retweet | More from @coelhok123 |
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lbgirl23tac
I'm sick of listening to this girl talk about watching retro porn w her boyfriend every night Submitted on Feb 2, 2010 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (2) | #thumbsdown (2) | retweet | More from @lbgirl23tac |
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silentangst
I don't believe it. This is the third time this week that the dust in my room has formed a tumbleweed to mock my lack of action. Submitted on Feb 2, 2010 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (6) | #thumbsdown (2) | retweet | More from @silentangst |
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PartyPooped
OMG I STAINED MY DESK CHAIR WITH PERIOD BLOOD. THIS IS THE SICKEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. WORLD, I APOLOGIZE FOR EXISTING Submitted on Feb 2, 2010 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (5) | #thumbsdown (4) | retweet | More from @PartyPooped |
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glsjawtomatica
Almost hit a pedestrian while sending that last tweet. #twitterpower Submitted on Feb 2, 2010 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (12) | #thumbsdown (2) | retweet | More from @glsjawtomatica |
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MiltonFive
My puppet performance went pretty well - my nephew laughed so hard milk came out his nose - and he wasn't even drinking milk... Submitted on Feb 2, 2010 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (4) | #thumbsdown (3) | retweet | More from @MiltonFive |
