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  1. ok so i just gargled with listerine, while pissing in the shower, dont do this, it was very disorienting, felt like some kind of human bong!

    Submitted on Oct 10, 2009

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  2. this is more brilliant than you know. i laughed for a solid minute.
  3. this is hilarious!
  4. Why is this Tweet #twaxed?