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  1. Stangely enough, carrying around this "How to Talk to People: For Rapists." book isn't helping me to hold a conversation at all.

    Submitted on Dec 3, 2009

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  2. fuck yeah this guy rocks.check this shit out! Ants swarm to me like I'm rotting meat. Related: my new exotic 'Carcass' deodorant is working out well. fuck hes funny
  3. Why is this Tweet #twaxed?