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Ade1965 Twitter Avatar Ade1965 Beers all gone so drinking mouthwash and bubble bath slammers. Plus point, I'm trumping very fragrant bubbles.

Submitted on Dec 16, 2009

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facehunter Twitter Avatar facehunter So many naked people in this room.

Submitted on Dec 13, 2009

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silentangst Twitter Avatar silentangst Stangely enough, carrying around this "How to Talk to People: For Rapists." book isn't helping me to hold a conversation at all.

Submitted on Dec 3, 2009

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Only_Jlo Twitter Avatar Only_Jlo Judging by my fellow shoppers, black friday should be changed to white trash friday

Submitted on Nov 29, 2009

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leko336 Twitter Avatar leko336 Blood in my urine. Yay.

Submitted on Nov 23, 2009

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glsjawtomatica Twitter Avatar glsjawtomatica It's laundry day, which also means it's time to bust out the dreaded moose knuckle pants

Submitted on Dec 5, 2009

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kaylynwhite Twitter Avatar kaylynwhite TMI ALERT: just had to pop a gigantic zit inside my nose.

Submitted on Dec 5, 2009

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BrunoBouchet Twitter Avatar BrunoBouchet Just pulled out a booger from my nose the size of a cockroach

Submitted on Nov 30, 2009

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RahilDiem Twitter Avatar RahilDiem I'm going to be in the Guiness Book of World Record for being the first guy to poop without peeing at the same time ... Some day.

Submitted on Dec 1, 2009

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crackbarbie Twitter Avatar crackbarbie I think my favorite game to play when I'm lonely is How Many Times Can I Touch My Dogs Penis Before It Becomes Awkward For Both Of Us.

Submitted on Nov 21, 2009

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