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MiltonFive
An invisible man lives in my glove box. He said don't tell anyone about him. Locking the box, keeping my maps in the door. F him. Submitted on Sep 18, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (105) | #thumbsdown (5) | retweet | More from @MiltonFive |
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Is "Adult Entertainment" watching an obnoxious 5 year old skin his knee on the driveway? If so, my nephew is hilarious. Submitted on Sep 19, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (85) | #thumbsdown (9) | retweet | More from @MiltonFive |
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Is a siesta and a nap the same thing? 'Cause if they're not, I'm going to do both today. Submitted on Sep 23, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (78) | #thumbsdown (13) | retweet | More from @MiltonFive |
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What's the deal with books? I mean, isn't a book really just an unfinished movie? Submitted on Oct 7, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (31) | #thumbsdown (5) | retweet | More from @MiltonFive |
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My parole officer's a good guy - we often pick up two 12 packs before heading out of state for some firearm practice. Submitted on Oct 8, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (26) | #thumbsdown (15) | retweet | More from @MiltonFive |
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My puppet performance went pretty well - my nephew laughed so hard milk came out his nose - and he wasn't even drinking milk... Submitted on Feb 2, 2010 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (4) | #thumbsdown (3) | retweet | More from @MiltonFive |
