What do you think of these tweets?
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xoxjeannie
Whoever came up with "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" must have been on crack. Complete BS. Submitted on Oct 20, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (82) | #thumbsdown (11) | retweet | More from @xoxjeannie |
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neenerbot
ahhh, i feel better today. yesterday i was possessed by a grumpy demon. Submitted on Oct 1, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (72) | #thumbsdown (13) | retweet | More from @neenerbot |
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LAtheDJ
Found out my ex was checking out Jason Segel's penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Cant blame her. Shes never seen a large penis in person. Submitted on Oct 14, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (70) | #thumbsdown (7) | retweet | More from @LAtheDJ |
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ianmelanson
my voice currently sounds like a 12 year old boy going through puberty... Submitted on Sep 27, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (75) | #thumbsdown (11) | retweet | More from @ianmelanson |
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lokakola
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them. Submitted on Aug 16, 2009 2 Reasons | #thumbsup (82) | #thumbsdown (38) | retweet | More from @lokakola |
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DanielJames84
Doesn't know if he should go out tonight - feel like a bit of dried shit on a dead cats anus!! Submitted on Oct 10, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (38) | #thumbsdown (6) | retweet | More from @DanielJames84 |
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MiniKate18
i was just told that its romantic to get woken up to a tittie fuck Submitted on Nov 15, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (869) | #thumbsdown (109) | retweet | More from @MiniKate18 |
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DavidGArnold
Just saw a poster in a video shop window, apparently Sean Penn is Milk.that must have its awkward moments,like does he live in a fridge Submitted on Sep 19, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (78) | #thumbsdown (9) | retweet | More from @DavidGArnold |
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iamtrouble08
Dear co-workers...could you shut the fuck up and leave me alone for five minutes? Submitted on Sep 23, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (71) | #thumbsdown (8) | retweet | More from @iamtrouble08 |
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cranium
Sexting an old boyfriend. Because I am awesome and not lonely at all. Obviously. Submitted on Oct 8, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (47) | #thumbsdown (13) | retweet | More from @cranium |
