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CotiTyler
Wendy's chicken nuggets + buffalo ranch dressing = orgasm..the only one i'll never have to fake. Submitted on Nov 11, 2009 Random Tweet 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (769) | #thumbsdown (70) | retweet | More from @CotiTyler |
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scottyiseri
just so you don't hear it from anyone else, i did indeed find a booger on my forehead. Submitted 3 weeks, 1 day ago 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (86) | #thumbsdown (11) | retweet | More from @scottyiseri |
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Only_Jlo
Judging by my fellow shoppers, black friday should be changed to white trash friday Submitted on Nov 29, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (2571) | #thumbsdown (276) | retweet | More from @Only_Jlo |
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mansonromantix
Do asian ppl squint so they can see their small penis? Submitted on Nov 2, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (718) | #thumbsdown (86) | retweet | More from @mansonromantix |
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don1985
anyone else feel it's their duty as a man, when peeing, to aim for the poo marks on the toilet for the sake of the guy who cleans up later? Submitted on Nov 11, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (768) | #thumbsdown (87) | retweet | More from @don1985 |
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Ade1965
Beers all gone so drinking mouthwash and bubble bath slammers. Plus point, I'm trumping very fragrant bubbles. Submitted on Dec 16, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (3903) | #thumbsdown (426) | retweet | More from @Ade1965 |
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glsjawtomatica
It's laundry day, which also means it's time to bust out the dreaded moose knuckle pants Submitted on Dec 5, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (1767) | #thumbsdown (180) | retweet | More from @glsjawtomatica |
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silentangst
Stangely enough, carrying around this "How to Talk to People: For Rapists." book isn't helping me to hold a conversation at all. Submitted on Dec 3, 2009 1 Reason | #thumbsup (2895) | #thumbsdown (329) | retweet | More from @silentangst |
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leko336
Blood in my urine. Yay. Submitted on Nov 23, 2009 1 Reason | #thumbsup (2278) | #thumbsdown (231) | retweet | More from @leko336 |
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MiltonFive
An invisible man lives in my glove box. He said don't tell anyone about him. Locking the box, keeping my maps in the door. F him. Submitted on Sep 18, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (105) | #thumbsdown (4) | retweet | More from @MiltonFive |
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facehunter
So many naked people in this room. Submitted on Dec 13, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (3884) | #thumbsdown (452) | retweet | More from @facehunter |
