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McClinchy Twitter Avatar McClinchy Women of facebook, im not gonna bore you with specifics, but i've got a big dick.

Submitted on Jan 26, 2010

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scottyiseri Twitter Avatar scottyiseri just so you don't hear it from anyone else, i did indeed find a booger on my forehead.

Submitted on Jan 18, 2010

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Only_Jlo Twitter Avatar Only_Jlo Judging by my fellow shoppers, black friday should be changed to white trash friday

Submitted on Nov 29, 2009

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mansonromantix Twitter Avatar mansonromantix Do asian ppl squint so they can see their small penis?

Submitted on Nov 2, 2009

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don1985 Twitter Avatar don1985 anyone else feel it's their duty as a man, when peeing, to aim for the poo marks on the toilet for the sake of the guy who cleans up later?

Submitted on Nov 11, 2009

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Ade1965 Twitter Avatar Ade1965 Beers all gone so drinking mouthwash and bubble bath slammers. Plus point, I'm trumping very fragrant bubbles.

Submitted on Dec 16, 2009

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glsjawtomatica Twitter Avatar glsjawtomatica It's laundry day, which also means it's time to bust out the dreaded moose knuckle pants

Submitted on Dec 5, 2009

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silentangst Twitter Avatar silentangst Stangely enough, carrying around this "How to Talk to People: For Rapists." book isn't helping me to hold a conversation at all.

Submitted on Dec 3, 2009

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leko336 Twitter Avatar leko336 Blood in my urine. Yay.

Submitted on Nov 23, 2009

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MiltonFive Twitter Avatar MiltonFive An invisible man lives in my glove box. He said don't tell anyone about him. Locking the box, keeping my maps in the door. F him.

Submitted on Sep 18, 2009

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facehunter Twitter Avatar facehunter So many naked people in this room.

Submitted on Dec 13, 2009

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