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TiffanyJMoore
Oh, just hanging out, waiting for the workers to leave so I can put my boobs in the wet cement. Submitted on Oct 8, 2009 Random Tweet 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (40) | #thumbsdown (5) | retweet | More from @TiffanyJMoore |
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kbonesss
I got hit on by a tranny, an old man, a drunk asshole, and a homeless person today. Am i that unattractive? Submitted on Aug 1, 2009 5 Reasons | #thumbsup (213) | #thumbsdown (50) | retweet | More from @kbonesss |
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elana_s
Shoutout to my boss who may or may not be reading my Tweets complaining about work and that's how he found out I got another job. Hi. Submitted on Aug 1, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (110) | #thumbsdown (13) | retweet | More from @elana_s |
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dnashots
Jude totally just threw up in the floor at Toys-R-Us! So gross lol and we just left quickly since I only brought him in & no cloth! Submitted on Aug 1, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (96) | #thumbsdown (23) | retweet | More from @dnashots |
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redbirdmarz
must fix broken crap and dinner and do dishes and maybe get drunk lol or just naked since drunk is imposible Submitted on Aug 1, 2009 1 Reason | #thumbsup (103) | #thumbsdown (19) | retweet | More from @redbirdmarz |
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Tony1987
got to go to the dentist monday broke my tooth trying to open a beer bottle . i know stupid isnt it . trying to stop drinking anyway. Submitted on Aug 1, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (99) | #thumbsdown (18) | retweet | More from @Tony1987 |
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eliteskater08
For God's sake, I broke my arm, leg, and stuck my hand in a meat grinder and whined less than you did when you hurt ur elbow. Submitted on Aug 1, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (113) | #thumbsdown (19) | retweet | More from @eliteskater08 |
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cellobugkt
I think my mom just drunk dialed me. She is plastered. And not supposed to drink b/c of her gastric bypass fun. Hmmm Submitted on Aug 1, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (112) | #thumbsdown (25) | retweet | More from @cellobugkt |
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marlacyo
@pandaxheart I wanna take a ride on your disco stick. Submitted on Aug 1, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (71) | #thumbsdown (20) | retweet | More from @marlacyo |
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ZeshanBagewadi
@adeebhakim yea dude ppl need to cut the malarkey seriously..i say that anyone that does that should receive a dead fish in the mail Submitted on Aug 2, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (83) | #thumbsdown (17) | retweet | More from @ZeshanBagewadi |
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mcgizzles
Work is sooooooo slow. I think I might go bonkers. Remember that cartoon? Bonkers. Good shit. And so it begins... Submitted on Aug 2, 2009 0 Reasons | #thumbsup (100) | #thumbsdown (25) | retweet | More from @mcgizzles |
